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Nikki Haley – Welfare Queen, Censurs S.C. Newspaper for Outing Daughter’s Crony Job

July 25, 2012


  Must be nice to be governor. You get to have the state pay all your bills. You get to give your husband a state-funded job. And you even get to give your 14-year old daughter a job on the state payroll. Oh – and if a newspaper decides to write about it, you can […]

Have Sex, Not War: Alabama Sex Shop Offering ‘Toys for Guns’

February 11, 2012


If your gun isn’t working anymore this Valentine’s Day, trade it in for a dildo. That’s what one Alabama sex shop is hoping local residents will do as it offers a “Toys for Guns’ special that will offer sex toys in exchange for unwanted firearms. “This is my contribution to making love, not war, here […]

Alabama State Senator Who Says Bible Says Teachers Should Be Broke Gets Support on Facebook

February 6, 2012


Shadrack McGill, a Republican state senator who has said explicitly that he does not believe in the separation of church and state and that the bible says teachers should not be paid high wages, was ridiculed by liberal blogs such as Jezebel, AddictingInfo, and others for the latter comment, but has been praised and blessed […]

Alabama: If You Have 5 Gallons of Beer In Your Car, You Can Go to Jail

December 31, 2011


Alabama police put what could have been an awesome party on hold when they arrested a woman for having too much beer in her car and not paying the state taxes on it. Gloria Crisantes Salazar had 15 cases of Bud Light 40-ounce bottles – well over 100 gallons –  in her car when she […]