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‘Real’ Political Satire: ‘Sacred Sperm’ Amendment Follows Mandatory Rectal Exam Bill in Fight Against Absurd Anti-Abortion Laws

February 8, 2012


Unless you’re depositing that sperm inside an actual vagina (not one of those flashlight ones), you could be breaking the law, according to  proposed legislation by an Oklahoma state senator.Yes, that means no masturbation, no swallowing, and no cream pies, either, dammit, because every sperm is sacred. State Senator Constance Johnson of Oklahoma City attached […]

Alabama State Senator Who Says Bible Says Teachers Should Be Broke Gets Support on Facebook

February 6, 2012


Shadrack McGill, a Republican state senator who has said explicitly that he does not believe in the separation of church and state and that the bible says teachers should not be paid high wages, was ridiculed by liberal blogs such as Jezebel, AddictingInfo, and others for the latter comment, but has been praised and blessed […]