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Nikki Haley – Welfare Queen, Censurs S.C. Newspaper for Outing Daughter’s Crony Job

July 25, 2012

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  Must be nice to be governor. You get to have the state pay all your bills. You get to give your husband a state-funded job. And you even get to give your 14-year old daughter a job on the state payroll. Oh – and if a newspaper decides to write about it, you can […]

Savannah Dietrich: Kentucky Girl Faces Jail Time for Exposing Men Who Sexually Assaulted Her

July 23, 2012

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It sounds crazy, but it’s true. In Kentucky, a 17-year old sexual assault victim faces jail time for publicly naming via Twitter the boys who sexually assaulted her and distributed pictures of the attack one year ago. Savannah Dietrich of Louisville told the Courier Journal that she believed a plea deal given to the boys […]

‘Real’ Political Satire: ‘Sacred Sperm’ Amendment Follows Mandatory Rectal Exam Bill in Fight Against Absurd Anti-Abortion Laws

February 8, 2012

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Unless you’re depositing that sperm inside an actual vagina (not one of those flashlight ones), you could be breaking the law, according to  proposed legislation by an Oklahoma state senator.Yes, that means no masturbation, no swallowing, and no cream pies, either, dammit, because every sperm is sacred. State Senator Constance Johnson of Oklahoma City attached […]

Walmart Tears Out Pigs’ Testicles and Tortures Them for Their Entire Lives So You Can Have Cheap Porkchops

February 6, 2012

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The Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) sent undercover investigators into two pig-breeding facilities in Oklahoma. What they found was the systematic abuse of animals that includes tearing off baby piglets’ testicles without any form of anesthesia who are then forced to live an entire life inside a cage barely big enough for their […]

Alabama State Senator Who Says Bible Says Teachers Should Be Broke Gets Support on Facebook

February 6, 2012

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Shadrack McGill, a Republican state senator who has said explicitly that he does not believe in the separation of church and state and that the bible says teachers should not be paid high wages, was ridiculed by liberal blogs such as Jezebel, AddictingInfo, and others for the latter comment, but has been praised and blessed […]

Florida Lawmaker/Farmer Wants to Make it Illegal to Report a Crime on Farms

January 23, 2012

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Imagine you’re a rich farmer in Florida. You probably abuse animals in some sort of industrially-accepted way, and the last thing you want is for some left-wing, Obama-voting, animal rights radical who probably aborts human babies in his spare time to come on your farm and take pictures of your factory of animal horror and […]

Stephen Colbert Mocks the Corporate Election Process in the U.S But the Kids Ain’t Amused

January 21, 2012

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Stephen Colbert continues to mock the Citizens United decision and use his Super PAC to ridicule the now officially corporate election process in the U.S. But in this speech to college kids in South Carolina, the kids behind him don’t appear to be amused. I thought I saw the white girl to Colbert’s left (your […]