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‘Real’ Political Satire: ‘Sacred Sperm’ Amendment Follows Mandatory Rectal Exam Bill in Fight Against Absurd Anti-Abortion Laws

February 8, 2012


Unless you’re depositing that sperm inside an actual vagina (not one of those flashlight ones), you could be breaking the law, according to  proposed legislation by an Oklahoma state senator.Yes, that means no masturbation, no swallowing, and no cream pies, either, dammit, because every sperm is sacred. State Senator Constance Johnson of Oklahoma City attached […]

Walmart Tears Out Pigs’ Testicles and Tortures Them for Their Entire Lives So You Can Have Cheap Porkchops

February 6, 2012


The Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) sent undercover investigators into two pig-breeding facilities in Oklahoma. What they found was the systematic abuse of animals that includes tearing off baby piglets’ testicles without any form of anesthesia who are then forced to live an entire life inside a cage barely big enough for their […]

Oklahoma Archbishop Would Rather Take Away Health Care for Everybody than Give Women Access to Birth Control

February 3, 2012


As of Jan. 20, the Obama health care mandate requires employers, including religious groups, to provide coverage for their employees by 2014. This includes Catholic-affiliated groups who are angry because health care coverage must include contraception and, well, like most Christian organizations, anything that is a benefit to women must be a bad thing that […]