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Have Sex, Not War: Alabama Sex Shop Offering ‘Toys for Guns’

February 11, 2012

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If your gun isn’t working anymore this Valentine’s Day, trade it in for a dildo. That’s what one Alabama sex shop is hoping local residents will do as it offers a “Toys for Guns’ special that will offer sex toys in exchange for unwanted firearms. “This is my contribution to making love, not war, here […]

‘Real’ Political Satire: ‘Sacred Sperm’ Amendment Follows Mandatory Rectal Exam Bill in Fight Against Absurd Anti-Abortion Laws

February 8, 2012

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Unless you’re depositing that sperm inside an actual vagina (not one of those flashlight ones), you could be breaking the law, according to¬† proposed legislation by an Oklahoma state senator.Yes, that means no masturbation, no swallowing, and no cream pies, either, dammit, because every sperm is sacred. State Senator Constance Johnson of Oklahoma City attached […]

Walmart Tears Out Pigs’ Testicles and Tortures Them for Their Entire Lives So You Can Have Cheap Porkchops

February 6, 2012

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The Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) sent undercover investigators into two pig-breeding facilities in Oklahoma. What they found was the systematic abuse of animals that includes tearing off baby piglets’ testicles without any form of anesthesia who are then forced to live an entire life inside a cage barely big enough for their […]

Alabama State Senator Who Says Bible Says Teachers Should Be Broke Gets Support on Facebook

February 6, 2012

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Shadrack McGill, a Republican state senator who has said explicitly that he does not believe in the separation of church and state and that the bible says teachers should not be paid high wages, was ridiculed by liberal blogs such as Jezebel, AddictingInfo, and others for the latter comment, but has been praised and blessed […]

Out of Control Prison-Industrial Complex Slightly Helping Economy of Georgia Town

February 3, 2012

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A few quick facts about the Georgia Department of Corrections: In Georgia, there are 52, 291 people locked up and 154, 988 on probation. Approximately 70% of the inmate population is black. Approximately 20% of people in Georgia prisons are in for a drug offense. A third of people serving probation(nearly 55,000) are doing so […]

Oklahoma Archbishop Would Rather Take Away Health Care for Everybody than Give Women Access to Birth Control

February 3, 2012

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As of Jan. 20, the Obama health care mandate requires employers, including religious groups, to provide coverage for their employees by 2014. This includes Catholic-affiliated groups who are angry because health care coverage must include contraception and, well, like most Christian organizations, anything that is a benefit to women must be a bad thing that […]

Florida Republicans Might Have Finally Realized Prison Privatization is a Giant Scam

February 1, 2012

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Senate President Mike Haridopolos really wants the scandalous Corrections Corporation of America (CCA) to get a huge contract to run Florida’s prisons so they can make a giant profit. But since nearly 4,000 people could lose their jobs and the state might not even save any money, despite bending over backwards for a private company […]